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Disclaimer

Read this once, then go back to pretending to order food.

Phantom Foods is 100% fictional. It is an entertainment game designed to help users resist impulse cravings by simulating the experience of ordering food — without any real transaction ever taking place.

No Real Food

Nothing you "order" will ever be prepared, packaged, or delivered. All restaurants, dishes, menus, prices, photos, reviews, and ratings are entirely invented for entertainment purposes.

No Real Payments

No real money changes hands. The "savings" displayed in the app are a fictional statistic meant to illustrate how much you might have spent. There are no checkout processors, no credit card charges, and no refunds — because there are no purchases.

No Real Delivery

The riders, tracking maps, ETAs, and delivery confirmations are all part of the simulation. No one is driving to your location. Your address is never collected or used.

No Real Brands

Any resemblance to real restaurants, brands, or trademarks is coincidental or parody. All names, logos, and identities within the app are fictional.

Not Dietary Advice

Calorie counts and nutritional claims shown in the app are estimates for flavor and immersion only. They are not verified, regulated, or intended as dietary guidance.

If you were hoping to actually eat something, close this app and visit a real restaurant. We promise the food will taste better. 🍜